Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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