You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
