you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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