i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
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I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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