Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
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