You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
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he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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