Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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