There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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