You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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