Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
