It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
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Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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