Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
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Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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