I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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