How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
