420 ftw
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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