Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
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Party on wayne
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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