I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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