and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
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Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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