do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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