can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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