Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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