What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
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I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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