He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
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Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
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These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
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