I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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