Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
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The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
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Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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