WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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