One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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