3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
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Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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