my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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