is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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