I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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