I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
please come you make the beer taste better
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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