so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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