dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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