He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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