It's like a parade of train wrecks.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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