I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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