So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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