dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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