If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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