I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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