I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i just google imaged poop.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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