Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
The beer is more important than you right now.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
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my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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