Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
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please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
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also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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