Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
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Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
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YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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