I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
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she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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