I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I just started talking about how noodles were so good