Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
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You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.