Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
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Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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