I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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