chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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