i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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