i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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